Ask Cheewah.... Hit me any question and I'll drop the answer like is a bad habit lets get this Friday going right#AskCheewah: Brother Cheewah, when are you gonna announce your candidacy for political office?
Darren: NO
Dean Ammon: are we really heading towards a true zombie apocalypse?
Darren: why yes Dean Ammon we are witnessing the beginning of this in Jackgunas west
Simone Donelan: Why do Jehovah Witnesses visit on public holidays at 7:47 am
Darren: the same reason that politicians thief, its their fucking Job
Marsha 'Iron Tay' Edwards: Why do you think Jack formed a party instead of going Independent? He would have still won the Chag West seat either way.
Darren: Marsha 'Iron Tay' Edwards ent they carrr have an Independent Prime minister....man on POWER
Dean Ammon: Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Darren: Why Dean Ammon, lol just lol
Amanda Cornwall: How do you stay so skinny? What's your secret and do you intend to share it?
Darren: superior genetics, plus i jerk off a lot so i have jocker abs.
Daleian Garth Gopee: u think bout Uruguay legalizing d herb lol well soon come
Darren Daleian Garth Gopee the whole world hadda embrace the healing of the Plant, just tax it i'll sell it
Simone Donelan: Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
Darren: Simone Donelan the 3rd child was obviously named Dexter
Dean Ammonposted toDarren Trinity Cheewah
Okay I am impressed. Any questions that I have in the future will be directed solely to you.
Scott Robinson: Why when you fill your gas tank the pump shuts off instantly but when you pre-pay it takes 25 min. to pump the last $.75????
Darren: Scott Robinson its another way the make it harder for you to help your self, i believe the sustem is pushing a lazy man head
Dean Ammon why is it that when you jumbie your phone doesn't ring. Not a peep, not a text, not a voice message nothing. But as soon as you are busy it will ring 14times in three minutes?
Darren: Dean Ammon its a conspiracy
Dean Ammon Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Darren: actually Dean Ammon it does oxygen contributes to the hardening agent in glue un cap it and witness a miracle
Lori Antoinetteposted toDarren Trinity Cheewah
Sometimes, you are brilliant!
Simone Donelan: How come wherever Darren is working doesn't have a firewall to block facebook for their employees?
Darren: because i am extremely efficient and Creative plus i'm an 800 lbs gorilla on social media
Scott Robinsonposted toDarren Trinity Cheewah
I've been married to a Trini woman for 26 years isn't there some government program that will help me get to events on time?
Scott Robinson I've been married to a Trini woman for 26 years isn't there some government program that will help me get to events on time?
darren: hells no, yuh on yuh own with that
Darren Trinity Cheewah
BRB but keep em coming #AskCheewah
Averil Purcell: Darren why is it when trying to do business with a Trini and you ask the cost of the goods or service they does say "Doe worry man, ah go give yuh a good price!" yet they doe ever tell you the price???(before they do the job) lol
Darren: Averil Purcell we put the trick in trickidian this is no coincidence thats just how we stop, so make them overstand we is trini2.0 and we want the facts before money jump out fullstop
Dwayne Johnposted toDarren Trinity Cheewah
#AskCheewah: Brother Cheewah, is it possible that Uncle Jack spirit animal is Anansi? I mean, how else can someone so corrupt get away all the time?
Dean Ammon: So why is Healing Touch Massage Studio the most exciting place to visit this summer?
Darren: Dean Ammon i know its rude to answer a question with a question but is there a happy ending or its not that kind of massage studio?
Tony Mark: Question. If a tattoo shop did a tattoo for u u show them what' u want a dragon and then it turn out looking like a gecko can u demand your money back lol or sue them lol
Darren: tony star sue resides in foreign i trini yuh business could near if not shut down trini to small to let that shit slide
Sharron Camille Jacob-Urquhart: How do u get a boring , sour husband to become exciting and funloving ?
Darren: Sharron Camille Jacob-Urquhart i hope yuh husband not on facebook one' and two Men are kids give him a pacifier and change his bed time routine, some crankiness will occur but increase the amount of blow jobs should level it out then lock it off if he don't wanna comply
Brent Projectx Bancroftposted toDarren Trinity Cheewah
#AskCheewah: oh wise one, Why they don't want to make STAG in 40oz?
#seriousthing #askcheewah no topic is tabu i done have no licensed for my mouth, so if yuh brave ask it, buh the answer coming #hardlocal hmmmm...
Brent Projectx Bancroft: #AskCheewah oh wise one, Why they don't want to make STAG in 40oz?
Darren: trini not comfortable holding any thing bigger than his Cock in public HAHAHAHAHAHA plain and simple
Arianna Misereble Alexander posted to Darren Trinity Cheewah
I'm logged on to #AskCheewah
I not on facebook anymore. Lol
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Shurla: ah man tell yuh he love yuh more than pig love mud, I say at my age pure mama guy....some say its a true fact #AskCheewah
Darren: i saw deliverance so any pig references have me a lil scared but #truetalknolie #AskCheewah delivers the no bullshit comedy yuh want on this social media shit
#AskCheewah will be right back
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Arianna Question: So i want to know how to deal with people who pretend to be ur friend aka d fake fuckaz dem?
Darren: juh' we doh deal with fakie flakie only rid or die we want around we, but eef you considered them a friend to begin with make them to understand YOU wize to their game
Scott Robinson :Trinity, R you the Father, Son or Holy Ghost ?
Darren: holyshit bat man i'm just the oldest boy wonder and we #rep868 so i adopted Trinity as Trinity adopted me
#AskCheewah will not be answering racist SHIT trini' fucks everybody why yuh think we so mix UP mix UP
Melissa David: #AskCheewah oh wise one why wasn't aunty kamla at any emancipation celebrations. An can I get some brownies also
Darren:she is under table somewhere wondering how she reach DEY and by dey i don't mean under the table , and NO you can not get brownies that i could get lock up for lol
Fi Sh: dear darren, can you provide me with a general statement that is acceptable to give ppl when they foolishly ask me. ... You have a tattoo on your back? When it can clearly be seen o_O #askcheewah
Darren:I can identify scarsum is my default mode when interacting with chupid so jus deny it and say its a birthmark, what tattoo I was born with it lol
Ashley Neckz : How can you tell when you've met "the one"#AskCheewah
Darren : any one can be the one but trust me you will know who really for You not by their words but by their deeds
De Sweets #AskCheewah, wise sir,, they bluer than than the crab in a Tobago crab and dumplin. I'm about to lime with some model up types in bikin n feathers n ting. What should I do? More glenfiddich?
Darren: sweets find a spot and jerk off all that pent up shit will have you saying stupid shit hahahaha good one tho bro
Melissa David#AskCheewah oh wise one why some Africans think if you're not rasta or baptist or dress up in African clothes you not emancipated an can't celebrate emancipation,someone made a stupid comment like Thea to me. Wth
Darren: i don't get any form of stereotypes and like issues, its the same as all chinese people can do martial arts and are good at math, We do even bother to answer ignorant chupid statements
Al: #AskCheewah, I feel like a lesbian locked in a man's body. Is this a fair statement? Will other lesbians accept me? Where are they?
Darren: as a lesbian my self i totally dig it. but as you and i have a Penis we won't get the red carpet treatment, in fact that why we won't get invitations to their pool parties and all night soiree... keeping my fingers crossed tho'
no question is un-answerable just #AskCheewah
however some can be totally ignored
Rawle Francis:#AskCheewah I am really worried about the future of our beloved country, so much so I am not sleeping well these days. What do you think the future holds for us sir? ( jack, kamliar, rowdy????) Rowdy eh really step on meh feet yet... so I say until that day reach ah hadda swing in he favor. If he cross tread well we go vote dem out normel. What you tink fadda???? — at One Woodbrook Place Towers.
Darren: all politicians are there cause sane fuckers did not want the job so yuh' they all suck ass and until i see solar power in homes and the cost of utilities go down and the legalization of marijuana they could all suck my ballssack
you #AskCheewah and you get the answer you may or... may not be looking for, its an answer roulette
Jo: #AskCheewah what is a bingo bag
Darren: a huge panty, its the kindda draws that when you pull it off yuh hadda yell out BINGO
RR #AskCheewah How do I tell my Idiot co-worker he is cunt of the fucking month in a very diplomatic way.
This is his story
He met a very hot russian girl in chat roulette, they been talking for nine months she's his girlfriend (strange cause they never met)
Things were great between them they skyped all the time (his words) she then moved to the US now they hardly talk he notice her flirting online with another russian exchange student which she lives with. She told him the usual line "they are just friends and she loves him"
The situation has him depressed (his words) he states he planned out his whole future out with her as his partner.
every thing in his life has been altered so that on day they can be together
Tried telling him he cannot fall in love with some one he met online god dam it. yea he been talking to her for nine months
but he does know what shes really like
how she walks , how she smells or how she does certain tings
cause in his mind has been filling in those things with lies creating perfect woman for him which doesn't exist
she could have breath like a fuckin dragon or bush like a woolly mammoth
Darren: there is no diplomatic way, maybe you could present him with a plack or say it and then say lol, lol softens any statement
Quilin J Achat #AskCheewah You think T&T can free up the herb, or rum shop owners will fight we? Stay Calm, Its a Plant Darren Trinity Cheewah
Darren: the rum shops will get competition but it won't come down to bloodshed, herbalist doh violence
relax and tax legalize we go advertise
Dwayne John #AskCheewah : Oh great and enlightened Brother Cheewah, what does an "occasional" table do the rest of its time?
Darren: its not on my syllabus, and , and i think its a use less thing an occasional table, all it does have on it is junk, until christmas comes, it will get clean and the cycle will begin again
Ari Yana Daddiyoo! #AskCheewah
How do you get urself noticed by someone who behaves as tho you are invisible?
Darren: try locking them up in your basement, worked for me, little stockholm syndrome will happen but you wont be invisible to them any more
#AskCheewah :
Is it possible to acquire a surrogate cusser. I don't believe in cursing or swearing except to stand and scream LOREM IPSUM DOLORIALIS! in a very Potter tone. but i need someone to just cuss for me.
pax
tracy j h
Darren: any one frm Belmont will be happy to do it for you
Dwayne John #AskCheewah : Oh mighty and enlightened Brother Cheewah, as I sit here preparing some tea I must ask, how come the "evaporated" milk tin always full?
Darren: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha WIN'
Gabre : Dear #AskCheewah
I wanted to know why they leaving out d kiaso..& gone all soca..
Soca nice...but d contemporary was the back bone of this art form....now like it gone tru...
Darren: social commentary can't done but unfortunately yuh hadda pick up Kiaso styles in the tents
i say fuck the radio stations, they have a responsibility to push and promote we and foreign muss get fed up of the one dimensional hands hands rag rag rag flag flag flag
Scott Robinson Tampa, FL #AskCheewah
why do people at a water park get out of the pool and run for cover when it starts to rain no lightning just rain but everyone runs for cover?
Darren: because they paid for the water in the park/pool whatever goddammit
but this strange occurrence happens here at our beaches, i find the water is usually warmer where i pee any ways
#AskCheewah If NA is the symbol for Sodium on the periodic table
Then when Adonia says, "this gyal body right NA NA NA NA" is he saying she is sodium based [salty] or is he saying she could salt [be gone]?
Pax
Tracy j H
Darren: hahaha oie so if she only stay still is a pillar of salt he go be throwing waist on... Adoina, Tracy say doh look back
especially if the question is way out there #AskCheewah
#AskCheewah Lindsay Chae M
Dear wise an blessed mr cheewah, how much wood wud a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck cud chuck wood?
Darren: a woodchuck, sounds really painful my answer is 2 because by the 2nd chuck of woodchucking you'll be like, forget this, this shit sucks chucks
#AskCheewah Nancy: Dear wise one ''Do you sleep ? What kind of vitamin you take i need your energy .
Darren: i smoke weed and drink beer but i'm driven by vanity and fueled by humor
#AskCheewah Ahsyd Rain: Why can't Jim Balsamic also be the CEO of Facebook so we can mass message all of our contacts?
Darren: hoax business and rell spam, who needs to read a chain letter or if jesus loves you if you tex and share this and facebook will donate 2shits lol
#AskCheewah .
Dwayne John Oh great and wise Brother Cheewah, once again I turn to you for the answers to life's greatest mysteries: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Darren: the noble no.2 bro quite frankly i have never seen a no.1 pencil so as far as pencils go maybe it starts with 2. and then you go to HB B and H and they also have a 2.5 F lol wich is F for firm, btw, hard bold (HB) but i rocks a 6B
Mathew Tommy
#AskCheewah What is your definition of the word "artist"? And do it as elaborately and bluntly as only your fierceness can school these bitches.
Darren: nonconformist multitalented and dedicated to to his craft, brilliant and witty is a bonus but artist are the priest soothsayer shaman wordsmith ... people get confused with technical and artistry a true artist is both
Roger Thunderhorse
#AskCheewah why is yellow such a sublime and majestic color? why do we let political parties steal the spectrum of light for their own purposes? what are your thoughts of the color yellow and her older sister Gold?
Darren: mysterious ingredient yellow no5 , yellow is a primary, i love the way you put it yellows older sister is Gold ... but as far as political references i'm colour blind lol ... yellow has also been associated with cowardliness eg the saying yellow belly, but for me yellow is one of my favorite colours and it means harmony cause it warms up red into orange and cools down blue to make green
Dwayne John
#AskCheewah : Oh mighty and knowledgeable Brother Cheewah, once again I humbly request your help in solving the mysteries of the universe. To wit, why is it called a "building" when it's already built?
Darren: it is implicated that its still in progress just een'case injury occurs to an occupant, seeing that if they were in a 'built that shit would not have happened
#AskCheewah Ari Yana Gudnite daddiyo!
Would you please enlighten me to the meaning of the word 'confuffle' ???
Darren:Confused crossed with a ruffle
#AskCheewah Lools Jools Why are hotdogs thus named??
Darren: because long red sausage was not an option
Lools Jools
#AskCheewah ,.... So why is menstruation called periods?
Darren: easy peasee, they tried womenstruation , they tried full stops, but it only last for a period of time so they ran with that
#AskCheewah
DM, #AskCheewah don't put up my full name but how you have so many sexy female friends
Darren: lol i don't come across having a rapeee vibe, try not looking at a woman's breast while having a conversation to start they don't like that much
Melissa David
#AskCheewah my friend told me I am obsessed with reading your posts, especially when I should be working an being productive. Is there a cure.
Darren:tell she or he to read my post too and then they will overstand what time it is and why my page is a happy place
PS they have no cure hahahaha
Michelle Antoinette Eng Leang
Bake and shark time...or is it shark and bake? #AskCheewah Darren Trinity Cheewah which one is it? Bake and shark or shark and bake? Each bout bark and shake? Oh wise one... #chineesmartfuhdays
Darren it really depends on when yuh born I knew it as shark and float, shark and bake is the locals bake and shark is the foreign used term
Ordering a shark and bake suggest to the vendor PUT MORE shark than bake eh
#AskCheewah
I conducted an experiment which culminated in the first quarter of this new year. The results were exactly as i hypothesized it would be. It did not stray from the parametres i set for it. Everything went as I knew it would.... so why do i still feel sorrow about its conclusive/definitive result? Or should i just buy more comics?
-tracy j h
Darren: i got 99 problems comics aint' one
MJ #AskCheewah is it gay to wear nail polish why do you wear it?
Darren: you are hilarious NO its not, it's just paint for finger nails you are gay to notice though lol
Alicia #AskCheewah Why is it when people hear you coming to visit they have lists of things for you to bring for them? But when they are coming, they don't even bring a salt prune for you? We don't get red salt prunes in Canada.
Darren: star yuh hadda be specific with yuh peeps, make them under stand that yuh want all our national treats, HAW FLAKES, red mango, chilli bibi, fudge, sugar cake, saltprunes (red ones) etc and doh stick because yuh know we slack like that
Dwayne John NY #AskCheewah - Oh mighty and wise Brother Cheewah, once again I turn to you for answers to the questions that perplex the minds and souls of us mere mortals: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Darren: you have achieved the highest form of slacker there is, bottle it, label it, sell it yuh in the zone flux'ville
thought i'd share #AskCheewahWhat is LMS?
LMS is "Like My Status" or "Last Man Standing"
its very needy, this acronym abbreviation slang word thingee
Ari Yana i'm obsessed too girl.
Having a bad day?
Somebody piss yuh off?
Political veiws of the locals?
#askcheewah
Ari Yana Daddiyoo! #AskCheewah
How do you get urself noticed by someone who behaves as tho you are invisible?
Darren: try locking them up in your basement, worked for me, little stockholm syndrome will happen but you wont be invisible to them any more
